We may not look like much, but between the three of us, we have five legs, four eyes and two and a half working pairs of lungs…
If someone had shown me this during maths lessons, I’d of passed with flying colours
"Hi, I’m Chris Pratt. I’m hosting the season premiere of SNL with Ariana Grande."
- Me: *calls u a nerd*
- Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.
Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.
AMEN TO THAT
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”